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May 28, 2006
Am I wrong for asking?
Why is it when I see the headline Michael Jackson visits orphanage in Tokyo, the first thing that comes to mind is, "I wonder if that could be considered a shopping trip?"
Posted by Mike Lief at May 28, 2006 02:01 PM
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With Michael, one never knows what to expect. From David Letterman:
"Top Ten Attractions At The New Michael Jackson Theme Park"
10. Latoya-Go-Round
9. Diseased Chimp Petting Zoo
8. Mr. Toad's Wild Hyperbaric Chamber
7. Country Bear Crotch-Grabbin' Jamboree
6. Michael's Haunted Pants
5. Guess Tito's Weight
4. Used Surgical Mask Trampoline
3. 20,000 Leagues Under The Scalpel
2. The Lipo-Coaster
1. Deposition Land
CBS 7-14-98
Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at May 28, 2006 10:07 PM