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May 30, 2006
Southern California living
Courtesy of The Little Coach comes this chestnut about life in my neck of the woods.
A highway patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt he had won $5,000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh, don't listen to him!" yelled a woman in the passenger seat, "He's a smart aleck when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned, "I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car."
At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said in Spanish, "Are we over the border yet?"
I keep looking for the AP byline . . . .
Posted by Mike Lief at May 30, 2006 08:05 AM
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