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June 09, 2006

Murdering thug still dead; moonbat says it's all about the Booosh

"This is just to cover Bush's [rear] so he doesn't have to answer" for Iraqi civilians being killed by the U.S. military and his own sagging poll numbers, said Rep. Pete Stark, California Democrat. "Iraq is still a mess -- get out."

Posted by Mike Lief at June 9, 2006 08:11 AM | TrackBack

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BAGHDAD, Iraq -- An Iraqi man who was one of the first people on the scene after an airstrike that led to the death of Abu Musab al-Zarqawi told Associated Press Television News that he saw American troops beating a man who had a beard like the al-Qaida leader.

Cut to HOLLYWOOD:

In honor of the slain radical leader whose past included bombings, beheadings and deadly global buffoonery, Hollywood's artistic community has gathered to condemn the Bush administration for the loss of one more life in the worthless war on terror. "He was a simple man who lived off the good of the land," Neil Young was heard to say at a charity recording session. "Zarqawi never did nothin' to no one. And I mean nothin'."

The Dixie Chicks, who donated their creative talents for the upcoming cd, "Bring Him Back Alive" stated to a packed auditorium: "We just want you to know we're ashamed that George Bush killed a terrorist leader. We never met Zarqawi but we felt he had a right to behead people."

Proceeds from the new cd will assist anti-war activists in bringing Abu Musab al-Zarqawi to the Hollywood Bowl, where he'll be cleaned up and propped onstage as the special guest of honor for the red, white and blue pyrotechnics sequence. Madonna is scheduled to hang off the cross and Sean Penn will assist. Barbra Streisand will perform via satellite from her cliffside Malibu estate, and is rumored to have Impeach the President petitions available in the Bowl parking lot. "It's a brutal, brutal, unnecessary, brutal, unbelievable and horrible thing that our president has done. We must unite now to evict the Resident of the United States!"

The Iraq 'n Roll / Save Zarqawi event is sponsored in part by the Democratic National Committee, the Los Angeles Times and the George Soros Charitable Foundation.

Posted by: Vermont Neighbor at June 11, 2006 07:13 PM

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