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February 14, 2007

Oh, how I hate to get up in the morning

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Not a morning person? Maybe this alarm clock will help speed the transition from REM-state sleep to pants-soiling alertness.

If you don't disconnect the wires in the right order, it goes BOOM! Or at least makes a loud noise.

You have to disconnect the right wires to deactivate the alarm, i.e., shut the hell up. It changes every day, randomly picking the do-or-die wire.

Jack, I've downloaded the schematic to your phone; disconnect the blue wire. No, WAIT! Disconnect the red wire!

Posted by Mike Lief at February 14, 2007 08:25 AM | TrackBack

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Cut the blue wire....

Posted by: Trickish Knave at February 14, 2007 10:51 AM

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