July 08, 2007
Adventures in haircare
It takes a child to find the key point of the Silky Pony’s adventures in haircare.
Just ask Patterico's kid.
This is an actual conversation I just had with my seven-year-old daughter Lauren:
Me [speaking to my wife]: John Edwards spent $1250 on a haircut.
Lauren: Why would he waste that many dollars on a haircut?
Me: I don’t know.
Lauren: Is he dumb?
Good question, Lauren. It’s not exactly that he’s dumb; Edwards is just acting out the secret life of all liberals in politics, in that he wants to tell us how to live our lives, while remaining free to live his as he wishes, hectoring and lecturing the great, unwashed masses about the injustice of “Two Americas” as he spends money like a French king, admiring his silken tresses in his Hall of Mirrors.
What a maroon.
Posted by Mike Lief at July 8, 2007 11:38 PM
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