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October 12, 2007
Meat vs. Fish
Unlike Gerg Gutfeld and Joe Sherlock, I do like seafood, but Gutfeld's explanation of why he won't partake of the ocean's bounty is pretty funny.
Look. I don't eat seafood. Never have. Never will. I have my reasons. First, people say fish is good if it doesn't smell "fishy." I don't say that about steak. "Hey at least it doesn't smell steaky." Fish stink because they come from the sea - which is a giant toilet. People pee in it. No one pees on cows, unless the cow has requested as much in a Craigslist ad. And shellfish are oversized insects. If they were smaller, they would be roaches. However, a tiny cow is basically a meat ball. And meat balls are delicious, because they're essentially meat, in ball-form.
Good point about cows and Craigslist. I think I'll have the steak.
Posted by Mike Lief at October 12, 2007 07:38 AM
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