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May 30, 2008

Why does Susan Sarandon hate the American people?

Moonbat actress -- but then I repeat myself -- Susan Sarandon issued a threat yesterday: If John McCain wins the presidential election, she's fleeing for more liberal foreign shores, like Italy or Canada.

Apart from the fact that: (a) I couldn't possibly care less; and (b) It's my dearest wish that Sarandon take her husband and the rest of their Hollywood freakshow with them to the furthest possible reaches of the planet, I suppose this is supposed to concern the rest of you.

The folks at IDontLikeYouInThatWay.com have the perfect response.

Coincidentally, Sarandon's husband, Tim Robbins, and many other celebrities said the same thing before George Bush was elected both times. Guess what? They're still here. I wonder why they haven't left yet?

I don't know her reasons, but I'm guessing they're mostly due to the fact that she lives in the f***ing United States of America.

An illegal immigrant would roll down a barbed wire lined volcano and feed his family to dinosaurs if it meant he could get a job cleaning up cigarette butts in a Denny's parking lot, but poor Miss Sarandon just won't be able to go on in her hilltop mansion if Obama isn't elected.

If I turn out to be the winning bid *crosses fingers* for that nuclear missle auction on eBay, I'm gonna have a hard time deciding between Hollywood or Beverly Hills.

Sarandon probably intends it as a threat, but she'd probably be surprised and a bit hurt to find out how many people wish it was a promise.

Posted by Mike Lief at May 30, 2008 09:39 PM | TrackBack

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