September 02, 2008
Sarah Palin facts
Little known facts about Sarah Palin.
We don’t know who would win in a Chuck Norris - Sarah Palin cage match because they’ve never invented a cage that can hold Sarah Palin. Alaska is the 49th state solely because they knew even before she was born that Sarah Palin would never finish last. Global Warming doesn’t kill polar bears. Sarah Palin does - usually with her bare hands. It’s not raining in DC. Those are God’s tears of joy that McCain picked Sarah Palin. Sarah Palin knows the location of DB Cooper’s body because she threw him from the plane. Sarah Palin once bagged a caribou by staring it down until it died. Sarah Palin turned down a job as skipper of a Deadliest Catch boat because it wasn’t challenging enough. Sarah Palin fishes salmon by convincing them it’s in their interest to jump into the boat.
Via an ever-expanding list at PalinFacts.
Posted by Mike Lief at September 2, 2008 06:15 PM
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