October 19, 2008
Airstreaming with the Humans
"Why, yes, it is an Airstream, my Airstream, actually, although my humans like to think it belongs to them. Silly creatures, so full of themselves, so arrogant just because they have opposable thumbs and the power of speech, yet so feeble when it comes to fleetness of feet or olfactory -- hey, look! A squirrel! I'm outta here.
Now, where were we? Ah, yes, the Airstream. I let the humans take it to Buellton for a few days, mainly because I felt like visiting strange, exotic locales. And peeing on them. It's good being a dog.
What? Can't you see I'm busy working on my tan? Have your people call my people and we'll do lunch.
Posted by Mike Lief at October 19, 2008 09:55 PM
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