May 05, 2009
Celebutard of the week: Shia LaBeouf
I hated this guy in the eminently hatable George Lucas and Steven Spielberg Rape Indiana Jones With The Crystal Skull, or whatever the hell they called the fourth execrable flick in the Indiana Jones series, but now I have yet another reason to say that the actor and his films are to be avoided at all costs.
Forget his “Transformers” co-star Megan Fox, actor Shia LaBeouf apparently thinks his mother is the “sexiest” woman he knows.
In a new interview with Playboy magazine, the actor reveals some unusual thoughts about the woman who gave him life, reports Star magazine .
"Probably the sexiest woman I know is my mother," he says. "She's an ethereal angel. Nobody looks like that woman. If I could meet my mother and marry her, I would. I would be with my mother now, if she weren't my mother, as sick as that sounds."
According to the interview, which Star magazine says it obtained, while the “Transformers” star was growing up, his mother often liked to walk around the house naked, even when young LaBeouf’s young friends were over.
"All of them would just be naked around the house,” LaBeouf tells Playboy of his mom and her friends in the June issue. “That was strange for me, and it was really bizarre when my friends were there. You've got your little buds over, and Mom's, like, playing naked connect the dots or whatever. She's in the middle of goddess-group time, where it's literally a bunch of naked women tracing auras around one another's bodies with incense and then sitting together and humming for prolonged periods of time."
Paging Dr. Freud!
Gross.
Posted by Mike Lief at May 5, 2009 06:13 PM
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Maybe we shouldn't be so judgmental before getting a look at the celebutard's mother . . .
Posted by: The Little Coach at May 5, 2009 10:10 PM