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November 30, 2007

Michael Ramirez


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It's a loaded question

Which caliber is best for a defensive handgun? As with the revolver versus semi-auto question, if you want to start an argument amongst shooters, just pick one round over another and watch the rhetorical tracers fly.

This blogger has written a number of well-reasoned, thoughtful posts on a variety of firearms-related topics; Serious Chamberings offers some good advice for new shooters.

Another post, The Right Weapon for the Right Job, is an informed look at the current weapons used by the military, with the author's thoughts on why they're appropriate (or not).

Interesting reading.

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Revolvers or semi-autos?

I had a brief discussion with a colleague yesterday about the merits of semi-autos versus revolvers; he was a proponent of wheel guns, claiming greater reliability -- which I disputed -- while I preferred the mechanical simplicity, higher capacity and thinner profile of modern pistols.

Last night I came across a website devoted to wimmin' shooters; one of the posts addressed this topic, aiming to help the neophyte decide which is better for a first gun.

This is one of those discussions that has no right answer, just lots of impassioned advocates who love arguing. But there must be a reason why no major police force or military issues revolvers anymore -- and I'm willing to bet it not because they want their people to be in the field with the less-reliable weapon.

Anyhow, check out the post, and then check out the site Cornered Cat, and tell me what you think.

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November 29, 2007

Another great CNN-moderated debate

Well, wasn't that special. And conservatives were afraid CNN might not stage an unbiased, fair debate.

Michelle Malkin digs into just how many of those "uncommitted" voters supposedly interested in the GOP slate were actually committed Clinton, Edwards and Obama backers.

What a disgrace.

PowerLine's Scott Johnson has some thoughts on who was the evening's big loser.

Last night I designated CNN's planting of General Kerr in the audience to hector the candidates on "don't ask don't tell" as the "worst ambush" of CNN's Republican candidates' forum. I didn't know at the time that General Kerr is affiliated with the Clinton campaign. Among those who have taken note are Hot Air ("plantmania!"), Patrick Ruffini ("a CNN F"), Glenn Reynolds ("CNN demonstrates an inexplicable failure to background-check pro-Hillary questioners"), and Kevin Aylward ("CNN apparently couldn't find (or didn't want to know) any of this" about Kerr).

It seemed obvious that several of the questioners other than General Kerr were neither Republican nor potential Republican voters ... Serving as the host of an intraparty debate, CNN has shown itself unable or unwilling to act as an honest broker.

Stephen Green makes the more general point about CNN. I take it for granted that every network but FOX will seek to caricature Republican themes and humiliate Republican candidates. When CNN did it last night through the selection of those absurd questions and goofy questioners, I took it as par for the course. Stephen Green did not: "What we really saw tonight was CNN playing out its own agenda in front of a couple million viewers and seven or eight candidates, without anyone calling them on it."

The Weekly Standard's Richelieu summed up the evening:

What a depressing debate. CNN's long slide into mediocrity accelerates. Is this what running for president of the greatest democracy in the world has become? Standing in front of CNN's corporate logo in a hall full of yowling Ron Paul loons and enduring clumsy webcam questions from Unabomber look-a-likes in murky basements?

I feel lucky to be from an earlier century where your own founding fathers knew that the secret to government is to protect it from the daily mob. Clearly the boundless paranoia of middle-aged media executives about the kids and their mysterious "Internet" has led them to stoop to this kind of pandering foolishness. They should feel shame tonight.

So, a good night for for the lowest denominator, a bad night for the GOP. America got to see a vaguely threatening parade of gun fetishists, flat worlders, Mars Explorers, Confederate flag lovers and zombie-eyed-Bible-wavers as well as various one issue activists hammering their pet causes.

My cheers went to a listless Fred Thompson who easily qualified himself to be president in my book by looking all night like he would cheerfully trade his left arm for an early exit off the stage to a waiting Scotch and good Cuban cigar.

The media will probably award a win to Mike Huckabee, the easy listening music candidate at home in any crowd, fluent in simpleton speak and the one man on the stage tonight who led the audience to roaring cheers by boasting that he had a special qualification to be president that none of the second-raters on the stage could match: A degree in Bible Studies from Ouachita Baptist University of Arkadelphia, Arkansas.

I could say it different, but not better.

Bloody awful.

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November 28, 2007

CNN, Hillary and planted questions

CNN's debate featured a bunch of pretty stupid questions selected by the network from thousands submitted by the public; the YouTube videos picked betray a subtle (and not so subtle) anti-GOP bias.

Think I'm kidding?

Did you see the "What would Jesus do?" question about the death penalty?

Or the fellow holding up the Bible and asking if the candidates believe it to be true?

But the ultimate was the retired Army colonel who said that he was gay, and wanted to know if any of the Republican candidates would let homosexuals serve openly in the military.

After the candidates answered, CNN's Anderson Cooper said that the retired gay soldier was in the audience -- and asked if they'd answered his question, then turned over the microphone to the activist.

Not happy with the answers he got, the fellow threw a hissy fit and claimed they hadn't answered, then proceeded to filibuster from the floor, arguing for gays being able to serve. Conservatives around the country started looking around, bewildered -- had we wandered into a Democratic debate by mistake?

Finally the guy shut up and sat down.

But here's the thing.

The question was a plant.

Head on over to Hillary Clinton's website.

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Verizon soon to suck a little less

Verizon Wireless has gotten top ratings from Consumer Reports for the last few years, mainly for the strength of its network and the fact that it's customers are less furious than those saddled with the other major players -- which is another way of saying Verizon's service sucks less than the rest of the industry.

Talk about damning with faint praise.

Most of my family is on the Verizon network, taking advantage of the free cell-to-cell calls, but the biggest drawback -- at least for technophiles like me -- is the lack of cutting-edge phones available through the carrier.

Verizon, with the confidence (read: arrogance) made possible by having the best cellular network, has long felt that it didn't need to offer "cool" phones; that was for the other guys, who had to entice users to sign up for hi-tech gimmickry -- and lousy service.

To make matters worse, Verizon crippled the phones, disabling many features so users would have to buy more junk from them. For example, fully-functional Bluetooth allows you to transfer an MP3 of a song you already own from your PC to your phone in a matter of seconds.

For free.

Well, Verizon won't have any of that. Not when it can make you pay for the song -- or ringtone -- again. So they cripple the Bluetooth function, preventing you from moving files between your phone and PC.

Tech-savvy users can hack through the block (and less tech-savvy folks -- like me -- can get their friends to hack them) and restore full functionality to their phones.

But still, how annoying. You've bought the damn phone; it's yours, you own it.

Cripes.

Other networks, the ones using GSM instead of CDMA (just different technologies), allow customers to buy "unlocked" phones from places other than the carrier (like Amazon) and then activate them.

Not Verizon. Until now.

By the end of 2008, Verizon Wireless will open their network to any device which meets a "minimum technical standard." What that standard is, exactly, VZW isn't saying yet -- that will come in "early 2008." So any device (including applications) tested and certified in VZW's new $20 Million test lab is fair game for use on their wireless network. In other words, Verizon becomes the data pipe, and nothing more for these new "bring-your-own" customers.

This is huge news. Not only will consumers have a greater choice of phones, but manufacturers will have an incentive to tweak their products and make them available to a vast market of frustrated techies.

And Verizon will instantly suck a little less, making it a tad better than the rest.

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Like heaven for science (or design) geeks

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Want to see the top radioactive products of all time?

Check out this site.

The rankings are done via the votes of the readers, but it's not the relative popularity of the items that boggles the mind. The comments are often interesting, too.

And when you're done, head over to the main page, where there are many more categories to explore. I particularly enjoyed fantastic vintage TVs, sextants (they've nothing to do with that, you bloody pervert!), and sky captain gadgets and vehicles, with their gorgeous art-deco aero design.

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November 26, 2007

Beverly Hills bee

Casio Exilim Zoom EX-Z850, 1/800, f2.8, underexposed 2/3 stop. Click for larger image.

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November 25, 2007

The best chicken burrito

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Many people claim to know where to find the best of something, but I've known where to find the best chicken burrito since 1981, when I was stationed in San Diego. It's located at the corner of Washington and Third, at a place called La Posta, No. 8. I recently returned to see if it was as good as memory serves; I'm glad to say that La Posta is still the best.

Oh, I know, it doesn't look like much: a ramshackle stand with faded paint and a few benches, but the health department gave it an "A" rating, it's open 24/7, and the food is awesome.


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The chicken -- all white meat -- is kept in that giant pot on the right. I ordered my burrito and the cook used a ladle to spoon some meat onto the grill, adding tomatoes, peppers and onions, splashing a little water as they sizzled. After a few moments, the cook tossed a giant tortilla onto the grill with a flick of the wrist.


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By now I'd managed to salivate all over the counter and the floor -- where's that Piso Mojado sign? -- and it was with great relief that I saw it was time to scoop up the chicken and veggies onto the tortilla and start rolling.


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The bright-red hot sauce was the finishing touch. The burrito was piping hot; I burned my mouth, but man-oh-man was it good.

What makes this burrito so darn good? Well, to begin with, they don't tart it up with rice, beans, lettuce or cheese. There's nothing here but chicken, tomatoes, peppers and onions. The quality of all the ingredients is first rate. And the tortilla stays on the grill just long enough to make it slightly crispy.

Did I mention this tasty, filling, best-in-class bit of sidewalk-dining perfection is only $2.73?

It's as good as I remembered. Who says you can't go back again?

All I need is an excuse to go back to San Diego.

And if you don't want to take my word for it, see what the folks at Burritophile have to say.

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La Posta No. 8, 3980 Third Avenue at Washington Street in the Hillcrest District, San Diego.

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What audiences want

Since I've been talking about Brian De Palma's anti-American film, this is as good a time as any to mention that Mark Steyn has issued another of his well-aimed barbs, this time targeting Hollywood's refusal to give the audiences what they want: movies where we're the good guys.

A few months back, Peter Berg attended a test screening of his new film in California — not Malibu or Beverly Hills, but out in farm country. The Kingdom is about FBI agents (Jamie Foxx, Jennifer Garner, etc.) investigating a terrorist attack on Americans in Saudi Arabia, and finally, about two hours in, the star talent gets to kill a bunch of jihadists.

As Entertainment Weekly described it, "the packed house went completely bonkers, erupting in cheers" — and poor old Berg was distraught. "I was nervous it would be perceived as a jingoistic piece of propaganda, which I certainly didn't intend," the director agonized. "I thought, 'Am I experiencing American bloodlust?' "

You really want an answer to that? Okay, here goes: No. It's not American bloodlust. As they say on Broadway, the audience doesn't lie, and, when they're trying to tell you something, it helps not to cover your ears. For all Mr. Berg's pains, The Kingdom was dismissed by the New York Times as "Syriana for dummies." That's to say, instead of explicitly fingering sinister Americans as the bad guys, it merely posited a kind of dull pro forma equivalence between the Yanks and the terrorists. It came out, oh, a week and a half ago and it's already forgotten in the avalanche of anti-war movies released since. There's Lions for Lambs and In the Valley of Elah
and Redacted — no, wait, Rendition. No, my mistake. There's a Redacted and a Rendition — one's about American soldiers being rapists, one's about American intelligence officials being torturers.

Every Friday night at the multiplex, Mr. and Mrs. America are saying, "Hmm, shall we see the movie where our boys are the torturers? Or the one where our boys are the rapists? How about the film where the heroic soldier refuses to fight? Or the one where he does fight and the army covers up the truth about his death?" And then they go see Fred Claus, which pulled in three times as much money as Robert Redford's Lions for Lambs on both films' opening weekend.

As Roger L. Simon of Pajamas Media (and a screenwriter himself) put it: "Hicks Nix Peaceniks' Pix." These films tank at the box office, and disappear from the shopping malls before you've had time to refill your popcorn, and next Friday there's a brand new critically acclaimed anti-war movie in its place. The faster they fall, the more Hollywood is convinced of the "courage" of its "dissent."

But the rot has been endemic in the film industry for a long time, maybe as long as 35 years. Apart from Band of Brothers and Mel Gibson's We Were Soldiers, I can't recall the last time a major studio released a film wherein American troops were portrayed as heroic, the enemy as fighters who needed killing.

Steyn says it's all about looking for the subtext; the enemy is never just the other side.

A decade or so back at some confab at Paramount, I met Lionel Chetwynd, a writer and producer who was raised in Montreal and in his pre-showbiz days served in the Black Watch (the Royal Highland Regiment), in the course of which he met several Canadian veterans of the Dieppe raid. After recounting their story one night at a party in Malibu, he was invited to pitch it as a project to some network honcho. He laid out the bones of the plot — a suicidal dry run for D-Day against a heavily fortified European port.

"Who's the enemy?" asked the network exec.

"Hitler," said Chetwynd. "The Nazis."

"No, no, no," she pressed. "Who's the real enemy?"

"It was the first time I realized," Chetwynd later told Cathy Seipp, "that for many people, evil such as Nazism can only be understood as a cipher for evil within ourselves." Who's the real enemy? Ike. Churchill. The Imperial General Staff. Us.

Ed Driscoll, who's been scanning the shrivelled horizon of an ever more parochial movie industry for some years now, likes to cite that anecdote as a kind of shorthand for the Hollywood aesthetic: who's the real enemy?

In this season's crop of movies, the enemy is never al-Qaeda, the Taliban, the Baathists . . . Sure, they're out there somewhere at the fringe of events, but they're just Hitchcock's MacGuffin — the pretext for the real story. And that means the heroes can never be, say, a bunch of U.S. Marines who leap from their Humvee on the outskirts of Ramadi because something goofy's going on.

No, the heroes have to be dogged journalists or crusading lawyers or obstinate wives who refuse to swallow the official explanation. And the real enemy are renegade government officials, covert agencies, right-wing senators, Halliburton. And, unsurprisingly, despite the unpopularity of Bush and the Iraq war, the public simply doesn't buy the idea of their country as a 24/7 cover-up for rape, torture and war profiteering.

Which brings us back to those yelps of delight when the Americans clobbered the jihadists two hours into the test screening of The Kingdom. Pace Peter Berg, it's not "bloodlust" ... What the preview crowd were telling Berg is, hey, we'd love to see one film where our guys kick serious terrorist butt — and there isn't one, and there hasn't been one for six long years.

If you buy the argument that Hollywood's anti-Americanism derives necessarily from its role as purveyor of entertainment to the entire planet, well, so what? Terrorists killed a bunch of people in Bali, Madrid, London. Alongside the kick-ass Americans, sign Hugh Grant as an MI6 agent and Penelope Cruz as his Spanish dolly bird and Cate Blanchett as the head of the Australian SAS and Russell Crowe as her Kiwi bit of rough. As long as the enemy's the enemy, and not a Dick Cheney subsidiary.

It's fine to show the American war machine warts and all, but Hollywood is showing only the warts — and, even if you stick perky little Reese Witherspoon in the middle of it, it's still just another pustulating carbuncle.

And, if Hollywood made just one war film where America gets to be — what's the phrase? — the good guys, that would be swell not just for blood-lusting redneck warmongers but also for Hollywood liberals. After all, one reason why Rendition and Lions for Lambs and Co. bomb on a weekly basis is because it's hard to have a functioning counterculture when the culture you were countering no longer exists.

If you take it as a given that we're living in a 50-50 nation -- and I don't believe we are; 60-40, maybe -- then Hollywood deliberately alienates fully half its audience as it churns out relentlessly negative portrayals of America and the West, foisting ever-so-nuanced and evenhanded portrayals of our enemies while striving to avoid taking sides.

I'd love to see a well-made movie depicting the heroism of our troops fighting and killing the throat-slitting, civilian-slaughtering Muslim jihadis, as evil a bunch of bastards as ever needed dispatching.

Until then, I'll be amongst the countless Americans who find something -- anything -- better to do than pay for the dubious "entertainment" coming from Hollywood.

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Another anti-American cinematic floater

Brian De Palma -- who used to be a decent filmmaker -- has dumped his latest turd of a film into theaters nationwide, where this anti-American piece of agitprop is circling the bowl, raking in a meager $25,000 this weekend.

Hell, that means even Cindy Sheehan and her friends aren't interested in seeing it.

This review hits on just a few reasons why no one wants to subject themselves to De Palma's latest.

What is there left to say about the Hollywood assumption that Americans are too clueless to realize that war is hell, that the war in Iraq is particularly troubling and that only moral instruction from, well, Hollywood can bring a benighted nation to its senses? Moviegoers have already signaled their disdain.

Three recent antiwar pictures that reflect the film colony's imperious self-regard — "In the Valley of Elah," "Rendition" and "Lions for Lambs" — have been quickly fitted with box-office body bags. Soon they'll be joined by "Redacted," the talky, torpid, borderline-hysterical new movie by Brian De Palma.

The picture's conceptual incoherence is clear at the outset, when we're told that it was "inspired by an incident widely reported to have happened in Iraq." What can this possibly mean? The atrocity at the center of "Redacted" isn't some sort of rumor; it's a well-established fact. In March of 2006, in a village south of Baghdad, five U.S. Army soldiers broke into the home of an Iraqi family; some of them murdered the mother and father and their 5-year-old daughter, then gang-raped their 14-year-old daughter, shot her in the head and set her body and the house afire. (The blaze was apparently an attempt to make the attack look like the work of terrorist insurgents.)

The movie's implication is that such horrific incidents are not unusual, but that they're covered up by the military and the craven mainstream media. This is possible, of course. But the contention is unpersuasive in this particular case, since all five of the soldiers involved were arrested and charged, and three have been tried and sentenced to 90, 100 and 110 years in prison — information the movie declines to convey. The alleged ringleader of the group, Pfc. Steven D. Green, was discharged from the Army before the crime was reported by another soldier three months after it happened; Green will be tried in a federal court in Kentucky, and prosecutors are reportedly seeking the death penalty.

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The actors here are competent, but they're used mainly to embody war-movie clichés ... The two really bad guys are cartoons, one of them a standard-issue brutal slob, the other — the Green character — a nasty drunk. (We know he's extra-rotten because at one point we see him sprawled on a chair that's draped with a Confederate flag — in the terms of Hollywood iconography, he may as well have the Number of the Beast tattooed on his forehead.)

De Palma's use of an abominable crime as an emblem of U.S. conduct in Iraq is a gross insult to American soldiers who've never done such things — which is to say, the overwhelming majority of them. But the director thinks he's courageously lobbing a truth-grenade into the cultural conflict over the Iraq war, and no doubt he's hoping that any attendant controversy will help sell tickets.

"People will be arguing over this film," De Palma said, hopefully, in an interview with Sky News last spring. Maybe they will. First they'll have to want to sit through it, though.

And what conservative cesspool was the source of this critical hit-piece?

Fox News? National Review?

How about MTV, where Kurt Loder continues in his role as resident skeptic, buying no one's B.S.

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NHI*

According to Instapundit Glenn Reynolds:

I'M OKAY WITH THAT: The gangs of Iraq are killing each other off.

So am I.

But why confine the concept to Iraq?

I think it was longtime Manhattan District Attorney Robert Morgenthau who once suggested renting Yankee Stadium for the day, providing guns, knives, clubs and chains, and locking all the rival gangs inside until all was quiet.

* In police circles, "NHI" is used to describe thug-on-thug violence, where no non-criminals are victimized. Hence, No Humans Involved.

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True Grit


Every so often we hear of men like this South Carolina farmer, guys who -- when faced with a life or death decision -- grit their teeth and do the unthinkable.

He's so matter of fact about his ordeal, no histrionics, no weepy self-recriminations. I suspect this is the attitude -- the emotional make-up of our ancestors, the products of a more stoic time -- that settled the American Frontier, fought and won our independence from Britain, defeated the Confederacy.

And they -- like, I'm inclined to believe, this farmer -- did it all without the "benefit" of years spent in public schools, self-esteem boosting edjimicational professionals urging them to set aside outmoded, macho impulses like courage, honor, physical endurance and the ability to persevere.

Our ancestors were made of sterner stuff than blue-state metrosexual males; this fellow makes me wonder if there's something oddly enervating about living in big cities.

After all, had he been the typical 21st Century city-dweller, he'd have had close at hand:

  • bottled water;
  • an iPod;
  • a Venti, half-caf soy latte.
None of which are particularly useful when you're being pulled into a corn-picking machine.

Carrying a knife -- much less being prepared to use it -- isn't usually part of the modern American male's personal kit. Maybe it ought to be.

Yikes.

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November 24, 2007

Film follies

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November 23, 2007

Buy a camera

Photography guru Ken Rockwell has posted his annual Holiday Buying Guide for camera equipment. Ken's a professional photographer who also doesn't mind sharing his expertise with the rest of us.

I've relied on his advice in the past and never regretted it. He's got good picks for all budgets and skill levels; something for everyone.

Don't limit yourself to his buying guide, either. The How To section of his site has loads of useful information, and his on-line portfolio is sure to impress, too.

Check it out.

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November 20, 2007

Mine eyes have seen the glory

This is a nice way to start the day.

In the school district where I live, a concert is put on annually by the four high school choirs, plus a little kids' choir of elementary school children, of which my youngest daughter is a member.

Participation in the high school choirs is competitive and their quality is high. A director for the concert is brought in from the outside, generally from a college. The concert begins with a couple of numbers by the kids' choir; this year, they started with a medley of The Pledge of Allegiance and America the Beautiful. The crowd--I live in a middle-of-the-road, non-elite area--loved it.

The four high school choirs perform separately, and then at the end, they combine in a single large choir for a couple of songs. Most of the music sung is classical; lots of it is religious, often in Latin. As I said, the quality is high.

For the finale, they bring out the kids' choir to sing with all four high schools. This year, the finale was Battle Hymn of the Republic. I found the arrangement deeply moving. The little kids get the first verse to themselves, then the high schoolers join in. A small band accompanies the choir.

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Anyway, here it is. I hope it's a day-brightener for you, as it was for me. If you can keep a dry eye to the end, you're made of sterner stuff than me. I wasn't the only one, though; the applause that followed the performance was absolutely deafening.

As I listened to the voices of the kids singing, my thoughts turned to the thousands of Americans -- many of them immigrants (legal, I might add!) -- who fought and died to crush the Confederacy, end slavery and save the Union.

And when it comes to being made of "sterner stuff," well, count me out: I teared up almost immediately, listening to the soaring voices of the students.

Make sure your speakers are on and give it a listen.

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November 19, 2007

Who says politics isn't funny?

I still think Mike Huckabee is a nanny-state RINO with no chance of winning the GOP nomination, but he does have a sense of humor, releasing perhaps the funniest legitimate political ad in the history of the universe.

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Reading tea leaves

The U.S. Supreme Court punted last week, remaining silent on whether the justices would grant cert on Parker, the case that invalidated the Washington, D.C., gun ban. Given that there's a clear split of authority in the Federal Circuits, court watchers are trying to puzzle out what is behind the Supremes' silence.

Clayton Cramer sorts through the possibilities.

Remember: it takes four justices to grant cert. It is very, very difficult for me to believe that only three justices consider this important enough of a question of law for the Court to consider. So it may be the question above (someone is writing a dissent from the denial and needs more time). Or it may be that there are six justices who are afraid to confront this question.

Let's do the math. There are nine justices on the Court. If a majority are in favor of overturning the Court of Appeals decision, then they have the votes to grant cert plus one. If a majority are in favor of upholding the Court of Appeals decision, then they have the votes to grant cert plus one. So why wouldn't they grant cert?

Perhaps there is a majority in favor of overturning the Court of Appeals, and ruling that the Second Amendment doesn't protect an individual right, but they realize that doing so would launch a political firestorm in the U.S., and pretty well destroy any chance of the Democrats taking control of the White House next year. If so, they are prepared to destroy the existing ban on bringing handguns into the District, in order to put a Democrat in the White House next year.

This really confuses me.

Me too.

Law prof. Glenn Reynolds -- Instapundit to those of you who already read him -- has an interesting take on the politics underlying the gun control debate, as well as judges' outcome-determinative rulings.

With a decision on certiorari in the D.C. gun-ban case coming up, perhaps this week if rumors are to be believed, I've gone ahead and posted a forthcoming article of mine before publication. Entitled Guns and Gay Sex: Some Notes on Firearms, the Second Amendment, and "Reasonable Regulation," it's a look at how courts might deal with an individual right to arms, particularly in light of the D.C. Circuit's overturning of the D.C. gun ban.

Prof. Adam Winkler has looked at some state right-to-arms cases and suggests that even if the Supreme Court finds an individual right to arms, nearly all gun control laws would wind up being upheld as "reasonable regulations."

I look at some other cases that Winkler doesn't discuss -- and in particular the way the privacy and gun right cases intertwine in Tennessee -- and suggest that it doesn't have to turn out that way.

The gist: If courts pay as much attention to assessing the reasonableness of regulations aimed at firearms -- where there's a textually secured right -- as they do to regulation of gay sex -- where there isn't -- firearms owners will receive considerable protection. And if courts fail to do so, the legitimacy of courts will suffer considerably.

Of course, I think the legitimacy of the judiciary has been in a tailspin since the dark days of the Warren Court, but then again, I also believe outrageous things, radical ideas such as elected representatives of the People ought to write the laws; judges have no business re-writing laws; and the proper way to add new rights, freedoms and protections to the Constitution is to amend it, not via an out-of-control judiciary imposing its policy preferences on the rest of us.

It's disheartening to think that Parker might not become the first major gun-rights case to make it to the Supreme Court since the 1930s, only because a majority of pro-gun control justices are afraid the GOP might benefit from an anti-Second Amendment ruling.

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November 18, 2007

The Democratic debate


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Listen to your public defender ...

... And shut the hell up, says an attorney in a post wending its way around the internet. There's more good advice for criminal defendants in the essay -- and based on this P.D.'s lament, most crooks are far too stupid to listen to their attorneys.

First, let me say I love my job and it is a privilege to work for my clients. I wish I could do more for them. That being said, there are a few things that need to be discussed.

You have the right to remain silent. So SHUT THE FUCK UP. Those cops are completely serious when they say your statements can and will be used against you. There’s just no need to babble on like it’s a drink and dial session. They are just pretending to like you and be interested in you.

When you come to court, consider your dress. If you’re charged with a DUI, don’t wear a Budweiser shirt. If you have some miscellaneous drug charge, think twice about clothing with a marijuana leaf on it or a t-shirt with the “UniBonger” on it. Long sleeves are very nice for covering tattoos and track marks. Try not to be visibly drunk when you show up.

Consider bathing and brushing your teeth. This is just as a courtesy to me who has to stand by you in court. Smoking 5 generic cigarettes to cover up your bad breath is not the same as brushing. Try not to cough and spit on my while you speak and further transmit your strep, flu, and hepatitis A through Z.

I’m a lawyer, not your fairy godmother. I probably won’t find a loophole or technicality for you, so don’t be pissed off. I didn’t beat up your girlfriend, steal that car, rob that liquor store, sell that crystal meth, or rape that 13 year old. By the time we meet, much of your fate has been sealed, so don’t be too surprised by your limited options and that I’m the one telling you about them.

Don’t think you’ll improve my interest in your case by yelling at me, telling me I’m not doing anything for you, calling me a public pretender or complaining to my supervisor. This does not inspire me, it makes me hate you and want to work with you even less.

It does not help if you leave me nine messages in 17 minutes. Especially if you leave them all on Saturday night and early Sunday morning. This just makes me want to stab you in the eye when we finally meet.

For the guys: Don’t think I’m amused when you flirt or offer to “do me.” You can’t successfully rob a convenience store, forge a signature, pawn stolen merchandise, get through a day without drinking, control your temper, or talk your way out of a routine traffic stop. I figure your performance in other areas is just as spectacular, and the thought of your shriveled unwashed body near me makes me want to kill you and then myself.

For the girls: I know your life is rougher than mine and you have no resources. I’m not going to insult you by suggesting you leave your abusive pimp/boyfriend, that you stop taking meth, or that your stop stealing shit. I do wish you’d stop beating the crap out of your kids and leaving your needles out for them to play with because you aren’t allowing them to have a life that is any better than yours.

For the morons: Your second grade teacher was right – neatness counts. Just clean up! When you rob the store, don’t leave your wallet. When you drive into the front of the bank, don’t leave the front license plate. When you rape/assault/rob a woman on the street, don’t leave behind your cell phone. After you abuse your girlfriend, don’t leave a note saying that you’re sorry.

If you are being chased by the cops and you have dope in your pocket – dump it. These cops are not geniuses. They are out of shape and want to go to Krispy Kreme and most of all go home. They will not scour the woods or the streets for your 2 grams of meth. But they will check your pockets, idiot. 2 grams is not worth six months of jail.

[...]

And those kids you churn out: how is it possible? You’re out there breeding like feral cats. What exactly is the attraction of having sex with other meth addicts? You are lacking in the most basic aspects of hygiene, deathly pale, greasy, grey-toothed, twitchy and covered with open sores. How can you be having sex? You make my baby-whoring crack head clients look positively radiant by comparison.

"I didn't put it all the way in." Not a defense.

"All the money is gone now." Not a defense

"The bitch deserved it." Not a defense.

"But that dope was so stepped on, I barely got high." Not a defense.

"She didn't look thirteen." Possibly a defense; it depends.

"She didn't look six." Never a defense, you just need to die.

For those rare clients that say thank-you, leave a voice mail, send a card or flowers, you are very welcome. I keep them all, and they keep me going more than my pitiful COLA increase.

For the idiots who ask me how I sleep at night: I sleep just fine, thank you. There's nothing wrong with any of my clients that could not have been fixed with money or the presence of at least one caring adult in their lives. But that window has closed, and that loss diminishes us all.

The only thing I find objectionable in this glimpse into the inner life of a public defender is where she dispenses advice on how her clients could improve their technique, exercising more care when perpetrating violent crimes so as to avoid leaving behind incriminating evidence. This seems like it quite clearly crosses the line from defending her clients and protecting their rights -- an essential part of a functioning justice system -- to instead trying to make them better crooks, which doesn't fit into any definition of "ethical lawyering" with which I'm familiar.

But I do empathize with the rest of her lament.

The stupidity of the crooks I see in court is staggering, beginning with their committing no end of idiotic crimes, and culminating with their reluctance to dress up for court and try to look -- what's the word I'm looking for? -- human? Why don't we settle for presentable.

Back when I was still in the newspaper business, I spent some time with an old friend from high school, who was a public defender. He was in the midst of a two-defendant trial; his client and the client's brother had engaged in a series of brutal takeover robberies targeting Vietnamese-run beauty parlors and manicure shops.

In the months preceding trial, my friend advised his client to let his hair grow out, explaining that the jury pool of middle-class professionals they'd likely draw would be frightened by a couple of shaven-headed, thuggish gangbangers glowering at them, adding that a coat and tie might help, too.

When I sat in the audience, I saw that the two defendants had a five o'clock shadow on their heads, scowls, and matching Pendleton shirts. They looked like the thugs they were, and the jury convicted them before opening statements.

I asked my friend what happened to the advice to soften their appearance. He replied that they'd shaved their heads the night before the trial began, and refused to dress up.

Why was that?

"Because they're idiots," he said.

I think they ended up getting something like 20 to 30 years in the pen.

The comments over at Eugene Volokh's site are interesting, with an assortment of defense attorneys, prosecutors and civilians weighing in on the topic.

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Where would Icarus sit?

This seating chart could hold the secret to surviving your next (unanticipated) landing. Click on image for larger version.


If you're inclined to strap yourself into a tissue-thin aluminum tube, seated cheek-by-jowl with fellow miserable prisoners vacationers and business travelers, hurtling through the air at hundreds of miles an hour, tempting the fates that physics, feckless technicians, foolishly fearless flightcrew, and psychotic Mohammodean terrorists aren't conspiring to dash you to pieces on the ground, a mere 35,000 feet below, then this bit of advice is for you.

Popular Mechanics analyzed years of data collected from investigations of airliner crashes, crunched the numbers, and discovered where the safest seats are -- provided the impact is even survivable.

A look at real-world crash stats ... suggests that the farther back you sit, the better your odds of survival. Passengers near the tail of a plane are about 40 percent more likely to survive a crash than those in the first few rows up front.

That's the conclusion of an exclusive Popular Mechanics study that examined every commercial jet crash in the United States, since 1971, that had both fatalities and survivors. The raw data from these 20 accidents has been languishing for decades in National Transportation Safety Board files, waiting to be analyzed by anyone curious enough to look and willing to do the statistical drudgework.

And drudgework it was. For several weeks, we pored over reports filed by NTSB crash investigators, and studied seating charts that showed where each passenger sat and whether they lived or died. We then calculated the average fore-and-aft seating position of both survivors and fatalities for each crash.

We also compared survival rates in four sections of the aircraft. Both analytical approaches clearly pointed to the same conclusion: It's safer in the back.

In 11 of the 20 crashes, rear passengers clearly fared better. Only five accidents favored those sitting forward. Three were tossups, with no particular pattern of survival. In one case, seat positions could not be determined.

In seven of the 11 crashes favoring back-seaters, their advantage was striking. For example, in both the 1982 Air Florida accident in Washington, D.C., and the 1972 crash of an Eastern 727 at New York's Kennedy Airport, the handful of survivors were all sitting in the last few rows. And when a United DC-8 ran out of fuel near Portland, Ore., in 1978, all seven passengers who died were sitting in the first four rows.

Oddly, the five accidents that favored front-cabin passengers all occurred between 1988 and 1992. In the 1989 United DC-10 accident in Sioux City, Iowa, for example, the majority of the 175 survivors sat ahead of the wing.

There was just one crash in which passengers in the front had a pronounced survival advantage. The only two fatalities in a 1989 USAir runway accident at LaGuardia were both sitting in Row 21 in the 25-row Boeing 737-400.

Where detailed seating charts were available, we also calculated survival rates for various parts of the passenger cabin. Again, the trend was clear: The rear cabin (seats located behind the trailing edge of the wing) had the highest average survival rate at 69 percent. The overwing section had a 56 percent survival rate, as did the coach section ahead of the wing. First/business-class sections (or in all-coach planes, the front 15 percent) had an average survival rate of just 49 percent.

Of course, the survival rate for people seated on my couch is 100 percent.

Ahem.

If you'd like some background info., they've taken a look at the ten most influential disasters in aviation history, too.

Happy flying.

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Hunting (and eating) the international symbol of peace

The second half of dove season began November 10, and I decided to do a little bit of research in order to improve my chances of bagging the limit, not having had much success so far.

Game & Fish has some good common-sense advice for hunters.

Scout The Field: First, it pays great dividends if you have done your "homework" and familiarized yourself with the specific nuances of the field. This is the only reliable tactic that can tell you such vital things as where the birds are coming from, when they start arriving, and where they concentrate their on-the-field activities.

Manage The Light: When picking a set-up spot on a dove field, take several factors into consideration. Let the sun and its relationship to where you are setting up be high on your list. Keep the sun to your back whenever possible. Doves are tough enough to hit under ideal circumstances. Don't handicap yourself by having to stare into the glare of blinding morning or afternoon sunbeams.

Don't Be Seen: When it comes to proper camouflage as a major dove-hunting consideration, [hunter Will] Jester downplays its importance.

"Notice it sometimes," he said, "a hunter has himself set up in what looks like the ideal location. He's got the sun angle all figured out, he's surrounded by good dove structure, and he's camouflaged in the latest trendy pattern the outdoor catalogs are pushing that season. Yet, the guy has birds pitching in and flaring off well before they come into range. Look again and see what he's doing. Chances are, he's fidgeting, getting up and stretching every few minutes, and generally exhibiting motion that is very suspect to incoming doves with very good eyesight.

"The best camouflage pattern in the world is generally worthless if the person wearing it can't keep still," Jester continued. "Camouflage is good, and I'll be the first to tell you breaking your outline is very important, but sitting still is definitely your main concern. A smart dove hunter remains perfectly motionless until the very moment he decides to stand and shoot. I've watched hunters dressed in all colors imaginable, even one or two wearing white tee shirts on a hot day, take doves with consistency just because they weren't moving when they weren't supposed to.

"Sit still while you're on the field and also carry all the supplies you need when you first leave your vehicle. Don't be running back and forth to the truck a dozen times during a hunt," he concluded.

Don't Stand Out In This Field: Finally, when considering your set-up opportunities, don't neglect the relative elevation of the terrain around the perimeter of the dove field. Ridges, hills, even the smallest rise can give away your location to incoming birds. If you must shoot from an elevated position, pay close attention to what is at your back. There should be some type of "screen" to help break up your outline. From a raised position with no silhouette-break, you stand out like the proverbial sore thumb.

I've been pretty good about trying to shoot from a position of relative concealment, but could use some work on staying still until I'm ready to take the shot.

Doves have incredibly keen eyesight; coupled with their amazing maneuverability, they're about the most challenging game bird to hunt. They'll spot the fidgety hunter and change course in an instant, swiftly winging their way out of range.

But, as with fishing, it seems everyone's an expert -- and the experts most definitely do not agree.

The author of this article is a big believer in camouflage giving the dover hunter an advantage over the wary bird, as opposed to the first fellow's disdain for "trendy" field-wear.

But one thing the second article recommends sounds like it could greatly increase the weight of your game-bag by the time you call it a day.

By the time you read this, it’ll be too late to do much about what the birds are flying in for. You may be on a cut grain field, as mentioned above. If you hunt the afternoon alone or with just a buddy or two, you might want to think about setting up at a waterhole. Doves use them, and the action can be fast and furious.

Another great late-day hunt involves advance scouting to identify the whereabouts of roost trees. Setting up near them to ambush birds coming in from feeding and watering also provides some wonderful action. Here, too, the better your shooting, the fewer birds you’ll be educating.

This guy's absolutely right; learning the lay of the land -- as well as the flight patterns of the birds -- is extremely helpful. Doves are often plentiful near weddings, funerals and magic shows, although researchers are unsure why.

I kid, I kid.

He goes on to give some horticultural advice that he promises will bear fruit. Feathered, flying fruit.

More than one biologist I’ve talked to about these little acrobatic flyers has referred to sunflowers as “dove candy.” If you can hunt fields of sunflowers, do so. If you have a chance to influence the landowner or farmer planting the field you hunt, ask for sunflowers around the edge of the field next year, or maybe among the rows to be left standing at harvest.

It's a bit late in the season to do any planting; maybe for next year's hunt. In the meantime, I'll break out the bugspray and gun-oil, and see if any of this advice makes a difference.

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November 16, 2007

That's just wrong

I was standing on the 10th deck, gazing down on the midships pool on the Lido Deck, when something caught my eye. What the hell? That can't be what I think it is ... can it?


Holy crap! It's a man with a tramp stamp! Ladies and gentlemen, I give you People's Exhibit 1, circumstantial evidence that the modern American male has lost his mind (not to mention his self respect). Ladies, you can't possibly think that's attractive, can you?

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Mexico

Port security in Mazatlan. Click on photo for larger image.


Looking out over the adults-only pool on the stern of the Oosterdam, I got a reassuring glimpse of the American economic imperium's global gladiator: Maximus Walmartus.


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Judicial Jackassery - Friday morning edition

Is there no limit to the arrogance of judges?

Is there something, anything about which they are willing to concede, “This court does not have the expertise to rule in this area, nor is it this court’s place to insert itself into this argument”?

Apparently not.

In the circus that is the federal judiciary, the members of the Freak Show – otherwise known as the distinguished and esteemed members of the 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals – hold a special place of (dis)honor.

These out-of-control judges have decided to insert themselves (again) into military planning, doffing their robes in favor of something more suitably martial (Pirates of Penzance, anyone?)

SAN FRANCISCO - A federal appeals court on Tuesday ordered the U.S. Navy to lessen the harm its high-power sonar does to whales and other marine life during exercises off the Southern California coast.

The 9th Circuit U.S. Court of Appeals sent the matter to a trial judge in Los Angeles to figure out exactly how to fix the problem it says is apparent with the sonar.

The three-judge panel said the sonar needs to be fixed before the Navy's next planned exercise in January. The action was taken because the court said it's likely the Natural Resources Defense Council will win its lawsuit to force the Navy to lessen the harm.

The appeals court previously overturned a blanket ban on the naval exercises, ruling that prohibition was too broad.

The council's lawsuit alleges the Navy's sonar causes whales to beach themselves among other environmental harms. In 2000, naval sonar contributed to 16 whales and two dolphins being beached in the Bahamas, according to a federal study.

"There are simple, proven ways to avoid this problem without compromising the Navy's readiness," said Joel Reynolds, senior attorney and director of the Marine Mammal Protection Project at the NRDC.

The Navy maintains it already minimizes risks to marine life. It has monitored the ocean off Southern California for the 40 years it has employed sonar without seeing any whale injuries, said spokesman Capt. Scott Gureck.

"These integrated sonar training exercises are absolutely vital for our strike groups to conduct before they deploy," Gureck said.

With more nations, including China, acquiring quiet, hard-to-detect submarines, the Navy says training sailors in the use of high intensity sonar is a priority.

As I’ve said previously, the president, acting as the commander in chief, should order the Navy to ignore the court. The American military is tasked with protecting the U.S. against all enemies, and the reason why we’ve become the world’s preeminent power is because our soldiers, sailors marines and airmen train constantly, using the same techniques and tactics in peacetime that they’ll need when the shooting starts.

Realism in training is of paramount importance. Preventing our military from training will -- will -- result in unnecessary U.S. casualties.

Let me be even more plainspoken. This ruling will result in U.S. sailors dying, because federal judges, driven (virtually) insane by the hubris that comes with lifetime appointments and years of having their asses kissed by sycophantic courtiers, have decide that they know what’s best when it comes to national security, that the well-being of whales trumps the safety of our men and women in uniform.

Want proof of an out-of-control judiciary? You need look no farther than this ruling.

As I've said before, who will defend the U.S. from the judiciary?

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November 15, 2007

Killing killers deters more killers

Death penalty opponents are fond of the old saw that the ultimate criminal punishment deters no-one from murder; saves no innocent lives; and plays no role in falling crime rates.

I’ve read a study –- the data collected through interviews with hundreds of hardened, life-long criminals, more than a few, killers -– that concluded that criminals themselves considered the death penalty when planning and carrying out their crimes, restraining their most violent impulses.

Actually, the study noted that the death penalty had a measurable effect only in those states where the time between verdict and execution was seven years or less (Texas, anyone?).

In those states where prosecutors, judge and jury might die of old age before the prisoner began the long walk to the death chamber, the criminals said they were less concerned by such a distant, possibly never-arriving date with the hangman (California, anyone?).

In the latest effort to seek hard data in support of continued executions -– at a time when the U.S. Supreme Court is set to address yet the latest argument in favor of banning the practice (lethal injections hurt too much!) –- two professors at Pepperdine University (Roy Adler and Michael Summers) crunched the numbers, publishing their results on the Opinion page of the Wall Street Journal (Friday, November 2, 2007, page A-13).

Recent evidence … suggests that the death penalty, when carried out, has an enormous deterrent effect on the number of murders. More precisely, our recent research shows that each execution carried out is correlated with about 74 fewer murders the following year.

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The study examined the relationship between the number of executions and the number of murders in the U.S. for the 26-year period from 1979 to 2004, using data from publicly available FBI sources.

They graph the data, in a chart reproduced in the Journal, showing executions rising as murders decline, and murders increasing when executions are fewer.

In the early 1980s, the return of the death penalty was associated with a drop in the number of murders. In the mid-to-late 1980s, when the number of executions stabilized at about 20 per year, the number of murders increased. Throughout the 1990s, our society increased the number of executions, and the number of murders plummeted. Since 2001, there has been a decline in executions and an increase in murders.

It is possible that this correlated relationship could be mere coincidence, so we did a regression analysis on the 26-year relationship. The association was significant at the .00005 level, which meant the odds against the pattern being simply a random happening are about 18,000 to one. Further analysis revealed that each execution seems to be associated with 71 fewer murders in the year the executions took place.

The authors address the problem of causation, acknowledging that it can be a two-way street –- but not when it comes to the death penalty, arguing that, “it may be logical that more executions could lead to fewer murders, but it is not at all logical that fewer murders could cause more executions.”

They also address the interaction of causation and timing.

Causes should come before effects, so we correlated each year’s executions to the following year’s murders and found the results to be even more dramatic. The association was significant at the .00003 level, which meant the odds against the random happening are longer than 34,000 to one. Each execution was associated with 74 fewer murders the following year.

Professors Adler and Summers anticipate that death-penalty opponents will attribute the decrease in murders to be a product of other, unrelated factors -– increased policing, demographic shifts, the elimination of dodgeball from public schools -– but they say that Occam’s razor provides the cleanest statistical shave, in the absence of any other data-rich explanations for what seems to be a clear-cut, solid connection between the two variables: more dead crooks equals significantly fewer innocent victims.

They also point out the ethical dilemma this creates for those lawyers, scholars and ACLU types zealously working to abolish the death penalty.

It now seems the proper question to ask goes far beyond the obvious one of “do we save the life of this convicted criminal?” The more proper question seems to be “do we save this particular life, at the cost of the lives of dozens of future murder victims?”

I’d go further, turning the defense attorney’s mantra, “Better a thousand guilty men go free than an innocent man lose his freedom!” on its head and ask another question.

Assuming for the purposes of my argument that the convicted killers on death row are guilty of the crimes alleged, does anyone believe that society and justice are better served if we adopt, “Better 150 innocent men, women and children murdered, than a murderer’s life ended”?

I know how I'd answer that question.

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I hate to wait (for my PC)

One of life’s minor annoyances -– made more irritating for those of us who have thrown off the shackles of Windows-based computing –- is leaving our Macs at home and then enduring all the glitchy behaviors on our work PCs that drove us crazy before we switched.

Aside from driver conflicts, programs locking up and, worst of all, the dreaded Blue Screen of Death, there are the ENDLESS waits for Windows to shutdown, and … eventually … re-boot.

Walter Mossberg, The Wall Street Journal’s tech guy, recently got some mail from a reader who was bothered by the slowness of Bill Gates’ favorite operating system (Thursday, November 1, 2007, page B-3).

Q: Last week, you compared the start-up time of Windows Vista to Apple’s new Leopard operating system, and found Vista to be much slower. But you used different laptops for each. What would the numbers be on the same Macintosh running the two operating systems?

A: I ran the tests again on a single computer, a fairly new Apple iMac, which can be started up and restarted, in either Vista or Leopard. I used the Mac’s Boot Camps feature, in which only one operating system is running at a time, has its own dedicated portion of the hard disk and fully controls the hardware. The machine uses an Intel processor and other key components commonly found on Windows machines, and runs Windows just like a Dell or any standard Windows PC, without any involvement from the Mac operating system.

… The test results were very similar – Leopard started and restarted much more quickly than Vista did.

In this simple test, I timed both operating systems from a cold start and a restart until the computer was fully ready for operation, with the hard disk quiet and the network connection established. The cold start, beginning with the computer completely off, took Leopard 46 seconds, but took Vista one minute and 42 seconds. A restart, beginning with the computer running an email program, the Firefox Web browser, and Microsoft Word, took one minute and two seconds for Leopard, and three minutes and 17 seconds for Vista.

When you’re filing felony cases on a deadline and the PC needs a reboot, that extra time spent staring at the screen is darn-near stroke-inducing.

At least our IT guys have something to keep ‘em busy.

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November 13, 2007

Some things ought not be discussed

I joined Mom and Bob up on the 10th-deck lounge overlooking the bow for the daily trivia contest.

When I arrived, they were sitting with a blowsy-haired fifty-something woman and her remarkably well-preserved ninety-year-old mother, working on the answer to the second question. I pulled up a chair, was introduced to the two women, and began brainstorming with the rest of the team.

The daughter – let’s call her “Cindy Sheehan” – is a therapist who was traveling with her mom and her “partner.”

We were all getting along, having a good time puzzling out the arcane answers to the questions posed by the young cruise director, who paused after reading one to tell us that, yes, the questions were America-centric – with apologies to the non-American passengers.

Cindy Sheehan leaned forward and said to me, “I’m glad he acknowledged that.”

“Why?” I asked, “Are you Canadian?”

“No,” she answered, “But I have a lot of Canadian friends, and talk with them all the time about how much we hate this government.”

She smiled, leaned closer and with a gleam in her eye, said, “They’ve destroyed this country.”

I didn’t react, wanting to see what she’d say next.

My mother interrupted her, asking, “Well, where else would you want to live? It’s still the best country in the world.”

Cindy Sheehan didn’t skip a beat.

“Oh, Canada, definitely! My partner and I would move there tomorrow, but –“ she gestured at her elderly mother, “I couldn’t leave Mom.”

She made a few more comments about George Bush, illegal wars, Halliburton and global warming, and then we resumed play.

We made a good team – moonbat politics notwithstanding – winning the contest, claiming our tastefully-understated keychains, then shook hands and moved on to other leisurely pursuits as we sailed the high seas.

What I found so interesting about Cindy Sheehan was her assumption that, because we seemed like smart, well-educated people, we simply had to agree that the nation was being destroyed by the eeeeevil Re-thug-licans, led by Chimpy McBusHitler.
It reminded me of the late Pauline Kael, the Manhattan-based film critic, who lamented after Richard Nixon’s landslide victory in 1972, “I don’t understand how he won. Nobody I know voted for him!”

I’m not shy about speaking my mind, but I’m mindful that there are times (and places) where my opinions on sex, politics and religion are best kept to myself, and in the interests of meeting as many interesting people as possible, avoid those subjects while traveling.

Avoiding these topics in the company of strangers used to be the most basic precept of social etiquette, one that has sadly fallen into disuse in these less civilized times. What I find most fascinating about this encounter is Cindy’s inability to recognize that a not-insignificant portion of her fellow travelers – in the Holland America sense, not ComSymps – might be offended by her anti-American rhetoric. After all, most Americans – even liberals! – don’t hate this country, or admit that they’d rather live elsewhere.

Another example of this behavior was on exhibit recently in San Francisco. Shocking, I know.

I had finished doing some active-duty JAG work with the troops at Camp Roberts and headed north to the Bay Area to spend some time with my cousin and her family.

There was a vintage poster show being held at the Fort Mason Center, so I stopped in to see what the dealers had on display. Sipping wine and eating sinfully-delicious pate, I stood by one booth as the owner kept up a running commentary while his assistant moved the brilliantly-colored lithographs from left to right.

Most of what he had to say had little or nothing to do with the artists or posters being shown, focusing instead on the depredations of Dick Cheney, our idiot president, and the unjust and illegal war in Iraq.

As is my custom, I smiled encouragingly and sipped my wine; he didn’t disappoint, upping the rhetoric to black helicopter territory.

Here’s the thing: these lithographs range in price from $600 to well north of $10,000, and I’d presume that – notwithstanding his fever-dreams of living in a socialist utopia – he’d like to sell some and turn a nice profit. So why indulge in an opportunity to offend potential customers?

I know, he probably figured he was amongst friends, what with the show being in the most anti-Bush city in the world. But, I can’t have been the only undercover conservative with an appreciation for the lost art of stone lithography, brilliant-hued lead-based pigments and stunning graphic design of the 1920s, ‘30s and ‘40s – as well as a credit card with plenty of headroom left.

I’m not saying that cruiseship Cindy or power-to-the-people Poster Guy ought to be silenced; hell, I like to know who the nutjobs are, and it’s great when they out themselves.

But the social fabric that ostensibly binds us together as a nation becomes a bit more tattered and threadbare when our fellow citizens – er, comrades -- forget that not everyone agrees with or wants to listen to their bilious ranting and barking-at-the-moon ravings.

That’s what blogs are for.

So, in a roundabout way, I guess I’m longing for the days when we could enjoy each others’ company, meet interesting people on ocean voyages, and not end each encounter feeling like I’d been covered in the psychic muck of some stranger’s deepest, darkest, most passionately held hatreds and obsessions.

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Alternatives to an awful ending

Seinfeld, the sitcom about four people obsessing over nothing, is now available in a box set covering the entire series.

I’m a relative latecomer, catching an episode here and there during the last season, before the creators pulled the plug on it in 1997.

The writing was good, the chemistry between the players, perfect, but the neurotic, selfish nature of the characters was eventually off-putting; I can take Jason Alexander’s George Costanza in small doses, before reaching for the remote – he reminds me too much of some nuts clinging to the branches of my family tree.

What Jerry Seinfeld, Larry David and the writers did very well was taking stories about nothing – the insignificant irritants familiar to city-dwelling singles in the 1990s – and spinning them into half-hour, rage-filled, bilious rants, concealed beneath a thin layer of laughs.

But their only misstep was a big one: the series finale is widely reviled as one of the worst ever lensed, an intensely unfunny pastiche of every major character brought back for a cameo in a strange courtroom ordeal/kharmic comeuppance.

The characters – and the audience – apparently got what the show’s creators thought we deserved.

Jason Alexander – who has gone on to star in The Producers on stage (and a string of failed sitcoms), spoke about the series finale in an interview this week.

Q This megaset will give "Seinfeld" fans another chance to rehash the infamous finale, which some viewers loved, others loathed. What's your take on it?

A It's weird from the inside. I felt there were really great things about it. We were a really unsentimental group, but we always did love our bench of players -- people like Wayne Knight [Newman] or Partick Warburton [David Puddy], or people who became big successes off the show, like the Soup Nazi [played by Larry Thomas]. The way [co-creator] Larry David found to get everyone on who had been part of our success over the years was poetic. And the fact we had these four characters who were the most selfish people on the planet getting what they deserved? That was great. But as a story it was a mishmash.

Q Was another approach ever considered?

A Jerry [Seinfeld] had once pitched a way for the show to end -- it would be a regular episode, and we would be in the coffee shop afterward talking and talking and talking until we ran out of things to say ... and Jerry would say, "That's enough."

Q OK, here comes the "Beatles reunion" question. How do you handle people wanting a "Seinfeld" reprise?

[…]

A We talked about doing a final scene for the DVD where we come out of jail and go to the coffee shop -- Michael Richards [Kramer] had come out all tattooed and become a rough rider; Julia Louis-Dreyfus [Elaine] was a lesbian; I had a sex change ... and Jerry was exactly the way he was. And he would say, "Boy, that was rough."

I can’t think of a better way to end the show than to have the four of them sitting in their booth at the diner in silence, staring at each other, nothing left to say about anything, realizing they didn’t even like each other.

But George after a sexchange ain’t bad, either.

You can read the rest of the interview here.

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Scaring the enemy to death

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The Brits have produced a suitably high-tech helmet for the pilots who will fly the soon-to-be acquired Joint Strike Fighter, with some rather amazing features, according to Engadget.

Within the tinted faceplate are two projectors which sync up with plane-mounted cameras and display images from the outside for the pilot to view. Essentially, this enables the operator to view high-resolution images (yes, even at night) of areas previously imperceptible without a warplane constructed entirely of plexiglass, and onboard sensors make sure that the imagery reflects exactly where the pilot is looking at any given moment. Furthermore, computerized systems can even feed in "essential flight and combat data on to the display," as well as target symbols of friendlies / enemies.

I prefer the analysis provided by the folks at Gizmodo, who take note of another advantage -- and an alternative weapons system -- provided by the helmet.

The British Ministry of Defence has eliminated missiles and other projectile weapons in favor of a more open, glass covered cockpit offensive.

Why?

Their new tactic is to fly as close to enemy aircraft as possible while wearing this prototype helmet to make the opposition shit themselves to death. Victims won't be reincarnated as anything good either, but that's just a side effect.

Can you imagine the reaction if some Iranian jet jockey got a close look at this on his six?

Scarier than Darth Vader. A lot scarier.

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November 12, 2007

The (unnecessary?) last year of World War II

Max Hasting’s book, Armageddon: The Battle for Germany, 1944-45 , is one of the best accounts I’ve read about the final year of the war in Europe, and David Frum offers a compelling analyis of why it’s required reading.

Opening in September 1944, after the battle for Normandy, when the western Allies believes the war was all but over, Hastings plunges into seven months of violence more total than anything our planet had ever suffered before, or ever will again barring a nuclear war.

For the Jews of Europe, it was already too late by September 1944; the Nazi work of extermination had largely run its course. But a more prompt collapse of Germany would have saved the lives of millions of fighting men, Allied and German, and millions of civilians, not to mention the cultural treasures of Dresden.

Among the questions Hastings addresses in this lucid and deeply researched book: Why did the war last so long?

His answer leads us to consider some of the deepest themes in his emerging multi-party history of World War II.

1. The poor quality of the Western Allied generalship and the weak will to fight of the Western Allied armies.

Hastings does not offer much comfort to the vanity of American, British, or Canadian readers. He disparages the generalship of every high Western commander except George C. Marshall. Eisenhower was too cautious, Montgomery too boastful and unreliable, Crerar too stolid and unimaginative. He contrasts all of them with the Soviet commanders, especially Zhukov, who took strategic risks and won huge encircling victories.

He blames Montgomery for allowing his ego to drive him to reach German territory first in Operation Market Garden, the air drop at Arnhem - thus missing a chance to seize Antwerp before the Germans dug in, and open the deep water port that the Allies would need to supply an early drive into Germany proper.

He blames Eisenhower for insisting that all Allied fronts advance in neat tandem, so as to avoid exposing themselves to flank attacks. German flank attacks could not inflict serious damage given Allied air supremacy - while the constant "tidying up" delayed Allied advances enough that winter arrived in 1944 before the Western Allies arrived in Germany.

Hastings esteems Patton rather better than any of the other field commanders. He describes Patton, disgusted at the slow movement of one of his corps, ordering the corps commander to act as a traffic policeman. Yet Hastings harshly condemns Patton for his willingness to put thousands of lives at risk to stage an operation whose main purpose seems to have been to liberate his son-in-law from German captivity.

Here though he makes another and even more uncomfortable point: Even when Allied commanders showed aggressiveness and verve, they were thwarted by the hesitancy and passivity of their troops. In contrast to stereotype, it was the German soldiers who most consistently acted independently. Americans and Brits awaited orders and shunned risks.

Among other shibboleths, Hastings takes aim at the "greatest generation" myth. While there were real heroes on the Anglo-American side - and while the troops at the tip of the spear did often fight valiantly - overall (he insists) British forces in World War II displayed nothing like the devotion and courage of the British forces in the First World War, and American units fell far short of the standards set, North and South, during the Civil War. Hastings' emphasis on the extreme problems of corruption in the US Army lead one to wonder whether Sergeant Bilko may not be a much more representative figure than Captain Winters.

And yet, Hastings - always very reflective in his moral judgments - counters these harsh assessments with a consoling thought. In a nightmare encounter like the last year of World War II, great generalship meant great ruthlessness - and great disregard for human life. The best commanders came from the worst societies, Nazi Germany and the Soviet Union. The failure of the Anglo-Americans to produce such fighters was a tribute to the positive qualities of the commercial, civilian Anglo-American societies. And thanks to the amazing productive capacity of these free societies, the Anglo-Americans won anyway, not by out-generaling or out-fighting the Germans, but by out-taxing and out-producing them. My favorite anecdote from the whole book expresses this thought:

General Erich von Straube, after signing the surrender of his forces in Holland to First Canadian Army, was being escorted back to the German lines by Brigadier James Roberts. After driving some twenty minutes in silence, von Straube's aide tapped Roberts on the shoulder and said that his commander wished to know what the brigadier had done before the war: "Were you a professional soldier?"

Roberts was momentarily bemused by the question. He had indeed been a soldier for so long that his other life seemed impossibly remote. Then he realized that the German was seeking some crumb of solace for his defeat. He answered von Straube: "No, I wasn't a regular soldier. Very few Canadians were. In civilian life I made ice cream."

It's a terrific book, and Frum's review does it justice; both are worth a read.

Even better is the news that Hastings is planning a volume on the war in the Pacific. I'm looking forward to his analysis.

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November 10, 2007

Bon Voyage


Standing on the stern of Holland America's Oosterdam, we watched the Ryndam leave San Diego ahead of us; they were heading north on a three-day crusie, while we were heading south to the Mexican Riviera.



Within a half hour we were backing out of our downtown San Diego berth, ready to begin our Mexican getaway.

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Debating the Second Amendment

Clayton Cramer flew to Houston for a gun-control debate at a local college, taking on a professor who says that changing technology makes the Second Amendment obsolete at best, a dangerous and ill-advised "right" for 21st Century Americans.

Cramer disagrees.

During the debate at Houston Community College, Professor Rakove a couple of times made the claim that the Second Amendment is obsolete because it is "about the militia" which is pretty well gone, and also claimed that firearms technology has advanced so much that what might have made sense then didn't make sense now. In particular, he claimed that one person with an assault weapon has as much firepower as a company of soldiers in the 18th century.

This didn't sound quite right, but I settled for pointing out that "assault printing presses" are capable of printing hundreds of thousands of pages an hour today--perhaps freedom of the press is obsolete. The Internet and modern telecommunications, perhaps, make traditional warrant requirements obsolete, too, by the same reasoning.

If I had been feeling really cheeky, I might have suggested that in the era of suicide bombers, that "cruel and unusual punishment" provision might not make sense anymore--that perhaps we need the ability to inflict suffering on convicted terrorists that keeps them alive, and in excruciating pain, for many years as a discouragement to terrorist acts.

I like that last paragraph; perhaps nothing is more disingenuous than judges finding that the Eighth Amendment's prohibition on "cruel and unusual" punishments now includes criminal penalties that were sanctioned, widely known and commonly used in the thirteen colonies at the time the Bill of Rights were drafted and adopted.

Cramer expands on this point, using "The Constitution is a living, breathing document" argument to great advantage, in a way sure to make ACLU-types get the vapors.

3. The most destructive individual weapon system of the 18th century was a warship, which could, conceivably, cause hundreds of deaths if it attacked a major port like New York City. The most destructive individual weapon system of today against which we have to defend ourselves as a society would be a nuclear weapon, which would likely cause at least a hundred thousand deaths from direct effects, and radiation aftereffects. This is at least three, and perhaps four orders of magnitude more severe of a threat to American society. By the same reasoning, if the technological advancements of firearms justify calling the Second Amendment obsolete, the protections against unreasonable search and seizure are far more obsolete. Oh, and for the same reason--to find out if such a weapon has been smuggled in--the 24 nightmare--not just waterboarding, but techniques that everyone recognizes as torture could be justified by Rakove's logic.

Makes sense to me.

He uses the same order-of-magnitude argument to question the current applicability of the First Amendment to freedom of the press, given technological innovations, and, interestingly, uses the same argument to undercut the perception that firearms are unimaginably more dangerous that those used in the eighteenth century.

It's an interesting read, and it would have been nice to see and hear the debate.

Too bad the gun control advocate was opposed to the debate being recorded.

So much for the public's right to be informed, eh?

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November 09, 2007

When Mr. Wizard meets Mr. Goodwrench

Ever wonder what goes on inside your car's engine to make it move on down the highway? Thanks to the wonders of highspeed microphotography -- and a pretty tough video camera -- you can see for yourself.

The valve on the right opens, spraying fuel into the cylinder; the piston moves up, lightning flickers from the sparkplug's electrode: combustion, flames dancing briefly across the chamber. Then the exhaust valve opens on the left, drawing the hot gases out.

Neat stuff.

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November 07, 2007

Waiter! Pity party for one!

Apparently, this photo -- and the criticism it generated -- is getting under Obama's skin.

BURLINGTON, Iowa (AP) - Barack Obama complained on Wednesday about an Internet photo that claims the Democratic presidential candidate didn't hold his hand over his heart during the Pledge of Allegiance.

"This is so irritating," Obama said when asked about the photo in Muscatine, Iowa.

The photo, which has circulated widely on the Internet, was taken in September during Iowa Sen. Tom Harkin's annual Democratic fundraiser. A message accompanying the photo claims Obama didn't observe the pledge.

Obama said the photo was taken during the singing of the national anthem, not the pledge.

"My grandfather taught me how to say the Pledge of Allegiance when I was 2," Obama said, his annoyance obvious. "During the Pledge of Allegiance you put your hand over your heart. During the national anthem you sing."

A woman also asked Obama about the photo Tuesday night during a town hall meeting in Cedar Rapids, evoking a similar reaction.

"This is the classic dirty trick of the campaign," Obama said.

He added that he's often the target of anonymous criticism on the Internet.

"You've got e-mails saying I'm a Muslim plant trying to take over America," Obama said. "We've seen this before."

He advised the woman to tell the sender of the e-mail the real story.

"You don't have to curse them out, just tell them they've got their facts wrong," he said.

Is Obama saying that Bill Richardson, Hillary Clinton, and the unidentified lady in the background don't know what to do during the national anthem? Because, notwithstanding what his grandfather taught him, the U.S. Code says they're right and he's wrong.

Sec. 301. National anthem

(a) Designation.--The composition consisting of the words and music
known as the Star-Spangled Banner is the national anthem.
(b) Conduct During Playing.--During a rendition of the national
anthem--
(1) when the flag is displayed--
(A) all present except those in uniform should stand at
attention facing the flag with the right hand over the heart;
(B) men not in uniform should remove their headdress with
their right hand and hold the headdress at the left shoulder,
the hand being over the heart; and
(C) individuals in uniform should give the military salute
at the first note of the anthem and maintain that position until
the last note; and
(2) when the flag is not displayed, all present should face
toward the music and act in the same manner they would if the flag
were displayed.

(Pub. L. 105-225, Aug. 12, 1998, 112 Stat. 1263.)

If the photo looks familiar, it's because I ran it before; you'd think that Obama would have left the story alone. Now that we've ascertained that -- in addition to being stubborn and just plain wrong -- he's also remarkably thin-skinned, it seems to me that it calls into question his ability to withstand the sure-to-be rough and tumble campaign to come.

There's an American witticism often raised in relation to feckless crapweasel politicians: When you're in trouble and in a hole of your own creation, stop digging.

Apparently Obama's not famliar with this pearl of folk wisdom.

And referring to the photo as a "dirty trick" is pathetic.

Keep digging, buddy.

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The results of waging lawfare


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An inconvenient truth

You can always count on a politician to combine ignorance and arrogance -- with a dash of snark, just for good measure.

Hillary Clinton doesn't disappoint.

At a recent gathering of the Democratic pols pursuing the presidential nomination, the topic of the day was forcing American automakers to build cars that get better mileage.

Clinton demanded a 60 percent increase, pulling the number from where the sun don't shine.

Clinton, who has courted the UAW and met with domestic automaker CEOs, argued that engine technology has stagnated.

"Henry Ford would be dumbfounded until he opened the hood. Because he would recognize the internal combustion engine underneath. It is the same basic concept that he put in to the Model T almost a century ago. In fact, that Model T got better gas mileage than your typical SUV does today," Clinton said. "We can't continue this. It's time for a change."

Really?

Now, to be fair, Clinton really didn't pull that "Model T got better gas mileage than your typical SUV does today" line from the same funky place as the "60 percent." She got it from a repository of even less useful knowledge: The Sierra Club. National Review's Henry Payne checked with some people who might actually know something about the Model T.

The comment is revealing for the Left’s continued nostalgia for “the good ol’ days” of pre-modern America. It is also a convenient untruth.

Her misinformation apparently is sourced form those auto experts at the Sierra Club which claimed in a 2003 ad that the Model T got 25 mpg while the average SUV gets 18 mpg.

Wrong, says Ford Motor: The typical Tin Lizzy got 15 mpg.

Furthermore, the Model T weighed just 1,200 pounds, lacked any safety equipment, and had a top speed of 45 mpg with a tailwind. Today’s SUVs weigh 4,200 pounds thanks in part to federally mandated bumpers, airbags, catalytic converters, roof-crush standards, side-impact steel bars, and so on – not to mention creature comforts like AC and heated leather seats.

When adjusted for all these amenities, a Ford SUV is 4.5 times as efficient as Henry Ford’s original.

And that's why complaints of a "do-nothing" Congress are so misguided. At least when they're doing nothing -- in most instances -- they're not screwing things up any worse.

There's an old saying in engineering circles that a camel is a horse designed by committee. Imagine what a car designed by Congress would be like.

As bad as the American automakers may be about misreading what the public wants, when it comes to fuel efficiency and technological innovation, they're much more qualified than pols to figure out what needs to be done to meet the ever-changing demands of the market.

The bottom line -- from an engineering perspective -- remains in the realm of hard science: physics, mass, acceleration.

Crash safety is affected by speed and weight. Lighter cars means more dead and injured. There's a tradeoff to be made in the pursuit of better gas mileage.

Ford was pilloried twenty years ago for the exploding Pinto debacle, a result of a cost-benefit analysis that led to weakened gas tanks -- and predictably terrible consequences.

What Congressional dolts like Clinton and environmental do-gooder groups like the Sierra Club don't seem to realized is that they're essentially forcing the same sort of safety compromise on the public. All things being equal, the only way to meet these draconian fuel-efficiency standards is to make cars lighter. And notwithstanding the tremendous strides made in automotive safety features, more Americans will die in collisions that would otherwise be survivable in larger, heavier vehicles.

So, what do you want to drive?

Would I mind getting better mileage? Of course not. But it depends on what I have to give up to get it.

And my family's safety is non-negotiable. Give up our safe, acceptably-fuel efficient vehicles to satisfy the idiotic demands of politicians who want to tell us how to live -- as they motor about in their ginormous black SUVs and fly on their donors' private jets?

I don't think so.

But I wouldn't mind seeing Hillary trade-in her broomstick for a Model T.

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November 06, 2007

Why do they hate us?

Because we're not Muslims, you fools!

As Ed Morrisey notes, when you look at what Al Qaeda is saying in Arabic -- as opposed to the bilge being peddled to useful idiots in the Western media -- what the terrorists want becomes much clearer.

Ray Ibrahim has painstakingly translated hundreds of previously unreleased al-Qaeda documents that he found in a search of the Library of Congress. His efforts led to the publication of The Al Qaeda Reader, published in August. He told a recent George Washington University audience that these documents address jihadis directly and have a much different message than the propaganda AQ aims at the West (via Newsbeat1):

The documents address many ideas supported by Al Qaeda, such as suicide bombings and violence against the west. Bin Laden and his allies use Muslim beliefs and laws to show that these actions are acceptable in certain cases, Ibrahim said.

He said the documents offer three options for non-Muslims - submit to Islam, live under Islam or die.

"The bottom line is the West is damned if they do and damned if they don't unless they accept the three choices," Ibrahim said. ...

In the documents, Bin Laden proclaims that the root of terrorism rested in Israel. However, Ibrahim said support for Al Qaeda would not dissipate even if the western world ceased supporting Israel.

"Once they do have the power, the next step will go back to waging a powerful jihad," he said.

The hand wringing over American friendship with Israel, and the supposedly central place this has in the war on terror, seems a little overblown. Undoubtedly, Muslims in the region oppose Israel and the Palestinian standoff makes the region less stable, which amplifies the impulse for radicalism. However, Osama bin Laden treats Israel as an appetizer for a much larger banquet, according to the theological arguments he makes to his followers. Israel's destruction will only begin al-Qaeda's real mission, not end it.

What does Osama want? He wants a world that bends its knee to Islam, one way or the other. He has actually made this plain in his propaganda, too, although Western analysts dismiss it as meaningless rhetoric. Osama doesn't see it that way at all. He offers the West the peace of submission -- to Islam, to Osama's authority, and to the Muslim world as our new benevolent despots.

As we have repeatedly seen over the last 14 years, these are not idle threats. Anyone who doesn't want to submit will die. Those who believe that we can buy them off with trade will die. Those who want to surrender Israel will still die. Even pulling back from the Middle East entirely will not save us from their intent to kill those who will not submit to Islam.

They are lunatics, put simply, with lots of money and lots of company. They may play on regional friction points, but al-Qaeda is not interested in scoring a few policy victories and capturing Jerusalem. They want it all -- and they want it now.

Sometimes, when your enemy says he wants to conquer or kill you, the reasons don't really matter all that much. The more compelling question is whether or not you're willing to submit, to comply or die.

Those who continue to ignore the ultimate goal of Muslim supremacists are engaged in the worst kind of denial -- with lethal consequences.

Why do they hate us?

Because we're not like them, because we dare to reject their values, their prejudices, their intolerance, their veneration of an 8th-Century warrior chieftain.

And most of all, they hate us for our success, our power and affluence, all accumulated despite -- in spite of -- our rejection of Islam.

And no amount of multi-culti inclusiveness will make them hate us any less.

As is often the case, the Jews are the canary in the coal mine. When the Muslim supremacists decide the time has come to target Israel for "special treatment," it will be only the most delusional Westerners who believe that the jihadis will be satisfied, their bloodlust sated, the West made safe by the sacrifice of Israel.

Bad times are coming, unless we can face the unpleasant fact that Al Qaeda means what they say: The West can convert, submit, or die.

I prefer the fourth option: We can fight.

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Oh, my aching head

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We truly live in a glorious age, where science and technology can rid us of age-old bedvilments. Like that blasted kill-me-my-Gawd-my-brain's-exploding red-wine induced headache.

The effects are all too familiar: a fancy dinner, some fine wine and then, a few hours later, a racing heart and a pounding headache. But a device developed by University of California, Berkeley, researchers could help avoid the dreaded "red wine headache."

Chemists working with NASA-funded technology designed to find life on Mars have created a device they say can easily detect chemicals that many scientists believe can turn wine and other beloved indulgences into ingredients for agony.

The chemicals, called biogenic amines, occur naturally in a wide variety of aged, pickled and fermented foods prized by gourmet palates, including wine, chocolate, cheese, olives, nuts and cured meats.

"The food you eat is so unbelievably coupled with your body's chemistry," said Richard Mathies, who described his new technology in an article published Thursday in the journal Analytical Chemistry.

Scientists have nominated several culprits for "red wine headache," including amines like tyramine and histamine, though no conclusions have been reached. Still, many specialists warn headache sufferers away from foods rich in amines, which can also trigger sudden episodes of high blood pressure, heart palpitations and elevated adrenaline levels.

The prototype — the size of a small briefcase — uses a drop of wine to determine amine levels in five minutes, Mathies said. A startup company he co-founded is working to create a smaller device the size of a personal digital assistant that people could take to restaurants and test their favorite wines.

The researchers found the highest amine levels in red wine and sake and the lowest in beer. For now, the device only works with liquids.

I know, "the device only works with liquids," but I'm confident that scientists will discover that really annoying people generate amines, too. Won't it be a happy day when you can set your aggravatometer to beep before you get near those people?

In the meantime, we'll have a bottle of the Chianti, please.

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Now that's strange!

Hey! Who's the white guy on the cover of Ebony magazine?

He looks vaguely familiar.

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November 05, 2007

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November

I posted this some time ago, but seeing as how today is November Fifth, it seems appropriate to take another look.

The internet can be an amazing resource, with the ability to take an entertaining diversion and turn it into hours of educational reading via the wonders of the mouseclick on a hyperlink, as well as the Google search.

The coincidences and connections aren't limited to impromptu research sessions, either, but more on that later.

I was checking out the latest movie trailers, viewing two for the upcoming flick from the Wachowski brothers, V for Vendetta, a thriller set in an alternate future where the Nazis conquered Britain. The Wachowskis, who also made the Matrix trilogy, can put some slick and stunning images onscreen, and their depiction of a fascist United Kingdom is, at least for the duration of a coming attraction, oddly compelling.

The protagonist is an anarchist/freedom fighter who wreaks havoc on the repressive regime while disguised behind a mask and wig. The first advertising slogan I came across for the film said, "Remember remember the Fifth of November."

The Yahoo webpage for the film spoke of the release date having been pushed back from the Fifth of November, making the catchphrase moot.

Actually, no. The phrase triggered a memory of a plot to destroy Parliament, and a rhyme commemorating the plot's failure.

Remember Remember the fifth of November

The gunpowder treason and plot
I see no reason why gunpowder treason
should ever be forgot

Guy Fawkes Guy, 'twas his intent
to blow up king and parliament

Three score barrels were laid below
to prove old England's overthrow

By God's mercy he was catched
with a dark lantern and lighted match

Holler boys Holler boys let the bells ring
Holler boys Holler boys God save the King

The name was familiar, and I vaguely recalled the broad outlines of the plot, so I googled Guy Fawkes and started reading, beginning with the Britannia web site's bio of the would-be bomber.

I then turned to the entry in Wikipedia, which, for all the potential pitfalls of a reader-created encyclopaedia, was very informative. Besides, there were tons of links for me to fact check with other sources.

In no short order, I was reacquainting myself with the English Civil War, the regicide of Charles I, the reign of Oliver Cromwell, the Restoration of the Monarchy and the origins of it all, beginning with the plot against the murdered king's father, James I, which ended with the grisly demise of Mr. Fawkes (he was hanged, drawn and quartered).

It turns out that the mask in the movie is modeled after Guy Fawkes, which also explains the wig and cape. It will all resonate with British audiences, given that it was illegal until 1959 to not celebrate the capture of Fawkes and the failure of the Gunpowder Plot, but I wonder if American audiences will get it, absent a history lesson.

Anyhow, click click click, I found myself reading about Samuel Pepys, who is remembered more than 300 years after his death for the meticulous diary he kept for ten years during the 1690s. Pepys detailed his affairs in the service of the King, as well as his affairs in the pursuit of a little slap and tickle, Mrs. Pepys notwithstanding.

Pepys witnessed a tremendous amount of history, including the Great Fire of London, the Plague ravaging England, the beheading of King James and the execution (hanging, drawing and quartering, again! ) of one of the men responsible for the regicide, after the late king's son won back the throne and exacted a cruel revenge.

So, I click over to Gerard Van der Leun's web site this morning, to find that he's been reading . . . wait for it . . . Pepys' diary, linking to the same site I'd been studying the day before.

I know, it's not the most earth shattering coincidence, but really, what are the odds.

So, at the end of the day, I've learned about English history, politics, intrigues, methods of torture and execution, as well as how kidney stones were removed in the 17th Century (don't ask).

And of course, that Van der Leun and I are apparently treading the same cyber path.

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Consumer Reports for combat

Michael Yon, the freelance journalist showing the MSM how a war ought to be reported, checks in with his take on the best camera for combat photography.

In addition to making for interesting reading, Yon re-posts some of his best photos, too.

Check it out.

And don't forget to hit the tip jar; readers like you keep him in the field.

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Actors who served


I spent some time learning about the history of Camp Roberts during my recent stay on post, visiting the museum in the old Red Cross building. The exhibits cover the history of the base, from the early 1900s, when it was still privately owned, to its construction in 1940-41, through Korea, Vietnam and beyond.

The photo above was displayed just off the lobby, where it notes the military service of one of my favorite actors.

Can't see him?

Well, he parlayed his rugged good looks and don't-give-a-damn attitude into a decades-long career as a movie tough guy.

Although he'd had parts in top Hollywood films like Thirty Seconds Over Tokyo, Robert Mitchum's first starring role came in 1945, when he played the Army lieutenant leading his men through the ordeal of the Italian Campaign in Story of G.I. Joe, for which he received a Best Supporting Actor nomination.

G.I. Joe, based on the writings of war correspondent Ernie Pyle, is a tremendous tribute to the dogfaces slogging their way across Europe. It gains additional power when you realize that many of the extras on camera are real G.I.s, veterans of the fighting against Nazi Germany -- and were later killed in the battle to capture Okinawa, the same battle in which Pyle was killed by a Japanese sniper.

If you've never seen it, it's well worth watching.

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November 03, 2007

Talk about job-related benefits!


I was reading this message thread at Surplus Rifle Forum when a photo caught my eye.

Some guys have all the luck! I wonder if this gunsmith's client is hiring.

Just a tease ... here's what 30 brand-new old FA Tommy guns looks like. Sorry about the picture quality; hadda use my camera phone as I forgot to take my good camera.

These belong to a very wealthy Texas entrepreneur. Just how he located the receivers is anyones guess. They are all original Auto Ordinance pieces, all fully-transferrable NFA items. The kits used to assemble them are all unissued ones that we imported from Russia a few years ago.

These were guns we sent over that the Russians never used; they were stored in huge caves, along with tanks and halftracks, etc., that also never got used. Many have put forth that the reason the Russians never used these guns was 'cause they had no .45 ACP ammo. This is totally wrong. In fact, in the same facility that these guns were stored in, is probably 45 million rounds of USGI .45 ACP ammo still in sealed containers, as well as huge quantities of USGI .30 ammo (30/06) also never even opened.

Don got some better pics with his lil camera while I was getting these ready for test fire, 2-twenty round mags through each, then we hadda clean 'em all and put 'em in the original crates they were shipped to russia in.


We are told these are to be gifts to executives in this man's corporation! Talk bout a Christmas bonus! From right to left you have 10 M1s, next 10 M1A1s, and last 10 1928A1s. All of the '28A1s got original Lyman target sights.

I'm wonderin' how many more of these receivers are still in the same stash and how much $$. They were still in grease and literally in new condition, other than a few very minor spots of surface rust.

I've come across stories over the years since the fall of the Soviet Union, of intrepid treasure hunters finding all manner of military hardware stored in warehouses, undisturbed for more than 60 years, with even rarer items -- like German planes and tanks -- being pulled from Russian bogs and lakes.

That American collectors are (for the most part) precluded from getting their hands on these incredibly well-preserved parts of our military heritage is a crying shame.

It's also noteworthy that the gunsmith and his client live in the great state of Texas.

Did I mention that I've always felt a deep, abiding kinship with Texans?

And what I wouldn't give for access to some of those caves and warehouses in Mother Russia.

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