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February 22, 2006
It takes a village -- of propagandists
Have you seen what is sure to be the stocking-stuffer to beat in Blue States this year? It's an illustrated book for the kids, one with a heartwarming story, cute illustrations, and a valuable lesson: Mommies are Democrats because they care about children and animals, while Republicans are nasty, selfish white people who smoke.
Seriously.
The good stuff is always in the background with this book. In the image above, notice the cigar-smoking man and his affluent wife striding by the miserable bum on the bench as they refuse to share with the less fortunate.
You see, Democratic Mommies want all children to have free educations, unlike the rich, fat white guy in the background. Of course, the other way to look at it is that the white guy worked hard to pay for his kid to attend the $160K-per-year university. Mommy Democrat, unwilling to do anything other than spend her days eating nuts and having litter-upon-litter of tree rats, would rather have someone else pony up the 160 large for her kids to go to a private university.
But the most important thing Democratic Mommies do is protect the children from the rampaging GOP elephant, who is about to trample the hobo in the park.
This is not a hoax. It is, however, an argument in favor of the seriousness with which the left views the need to indoctrinate children about the inherent evil of conservatives.
Hat tip to Van der Leun.
Posted by Mike Lief at February 22, 2006 07:36 AM